that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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