I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You can't just leave with hair like that
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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