Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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