Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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