ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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