I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
