You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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