Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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