and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
