he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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