She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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