It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Too much gin, very little bucket
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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