Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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