I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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