I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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