porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
if only i could text you this smell
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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