i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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