He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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