trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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