I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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