We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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