He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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