So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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