I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
The air taste purple.
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