Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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