just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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