you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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