I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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