So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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