You made me cry and you don't even care
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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