hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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