So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Randomize
