Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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