so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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