You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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