he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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