i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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