then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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