I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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