It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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