Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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