I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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