let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You could cut the tension with my nipples.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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