NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize
