Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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