Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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