She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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