i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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