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Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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