Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
All the doctor said was why
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