who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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