I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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