She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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