Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Let the clothes fall where they may.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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