yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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