Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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