I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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