Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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